Stouffers To Include Suicide Prevention Tips On Single Serve Microwavable Meals
Stouffers says the suicide prevention tips are available on all single serving microwavable dinners whether you enjoy veal parmigiana alone or beef stroganoff alone.
Tags: Prevention, Stouffers, Microwavable, Single, Serve
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gotta love the headlines on the bottom: “perverted fda official encourages women to eat bananas more slowly” lol
hey, i like my kashi …
@gangstaflamingo
Yeah of course it is real, it’s from a reliable news source.
The Koshi bit at the end was the funniest part.
is this for real
WHATT IS THIS A JOKE WOOOT???!!!!
last ticker: “art teacher inspiring far too many students to pursue ceramics”
When he said “Kashi”, I knew what was up.
lol
:< those poor poor people
“Koshi has begun printing tips on the back of their cereal boxes about how not to be such a smug annoying pretentious asshole”. Best
Whole episode could be done on that lol.
lmfao @ 1:30
what if they’re family size meals????
I eat those too, guess because I live by myself and I hate doing dishes, but I feel happy when I eat them lol but that stoffers van part nearly killed me lol
I’m glad they took this important step. Now we shall eat falagahoopy
these arent that funny anymore
Oh man. The ending was funny
I don’t think that fat chick would’ve been buying the single serving. She’s eating the family meal.
I can’t wait to see the messages they’re going to start putting on the Bananas!… HEY! WHY NOT GET A REAL DICK!
“Perverted FDA official advises women to eat bananas more slowly”
“Search for missing child results in discovery of great burrito place”
My god! There’s just too much funny….
@lhagek
Yeah, just read that…. fucking hilarious/
OMG
Well, your a bit over confident…
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